All About Your Pits
If you’re feeling not so fresh.
Do what the stars do.
Pull out the babywipes and
swipe one under your arms, like Brad Pitt.
AHHHH… if it can sweeten a baby’s bottom,
it can work for your stinky armpits.
Stop Frowning!
When you think too hard…you frown.
Go to rememberthemilk.com and set up
an online ‘to-do’ list.
When you need to buy milk, bread or remember to pick up the dog
from the groomer, you’ll receive a text message or e-mail.
Don’t worry your pretty little head…because, like your momma use to say,
“Stop frowning, or your face is going to freeze that way”.
BEWARE.....
Waterproof mascara is hard to get off.
You can actually pull out your lashes just trying to remove it..
Instead…
Curl lashes and apply brown mascara which
looks more natural in the daylight.
Raccoons' are cute however...
When putting on under eye cream to hide those dark circles,
keep your face up and into the light
otherwise, you’ll create shadows and use too much
concealer giving you that cute raccoon face.
Not a good look…unless you are one.
GUYLINER
Guys and Gals…
Does your eyeliner smear, goop and crumble
all over your eyelids in the hot weather?
For a smooth sharp tip,
Store your pencils in the freezer!
AHHHH…REFRESHING!
STRAIGHT?
Are you eyelashes straight as a stick?
Blast your eyelash curler with the hairdryer.
Warm metal works better to crimp those lashes.
QUICK! Slap on some waterproof mascara.
Now you look wide-eyed and innocent.
Don't Brow Beat Me
Eyebrows talk!
Skinny far apart brows say you’re angry.
Over plucked brows say you’re harsh.
Heavy brows say you’re exhausted.
Thin high brows say you’re surprised.
What do your eyebrows say about you?
It's Not Dipity-Do!
Spritz your hairbrush with your favorite perfume.
Brush your hair distributing the aroma.
Now that’s what I call smelling fantastic from head to toe.
No Streaking Allowed
When you don’t have time to sit in the sun you may opt for a spray tan or use a self-tanning lotion.
If you turn out looking like a Zebra, use baking soda on a loofah to scrub off your stripes.
Now you’re glowing!
The ‘Natural’ Facelift
If you want that perfect face-lift.
One that is not too tight and has no scars!
If you want a facelift that’s designed just for you.
All you have to do is…Smile.
